10 REASONS WHY THE WORLD IS PIDGEON.

robotsausage — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:01:41 GMT

No1. The pidgeon is also a fruit in africa and adorns many a rich african's fruit bowl.

No2. pidgeon's live longer than most humans and so does the world.

No3. If it werent for pidgeons the world would have no corn and therefore the great corn bridge of new york would fall causing many deaths.

No4. the pidgeon is the most fluent bird in the world able to speak raven, penguin and duck amongst many others.

No5. the pidgeon is 98% fat and is frozen and eaten on sticks in most asian country's including ireland.

No6. pidgeon excrement is considered legal tender in wales and egypt.

No7. one day the world will end and when it does all the pidgeons shall rise and take over the tv waves with pidgeon tv offering sport topical debate

and racial hatred.

No8. the "western union money transfer" pidgeon is jamaican and has dreads.

No9. a pidgeon once beat sly stallone as the face of hubba bubba who then got beat by hugh heffner with his pants down.

No10. Gandalf of lord of the rings is really a pidgeon in an ian mckellan suit.

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