Mr Pitchy is a desperate songwriter who emails his latest creations to the very stars he's singing about in the hope of getting a number one record. He takes great delight in featuring the subjects of his musical outpourings in the videos he creates in his own inimitable style.
Mr Pitchy never holds back and though his intentions may be good, we're not too sure his songs would be perceived as the shining tributes he thinks he's made. Most of what Mr Pitchy does is very, very wrong.